I'm a book junkie and a chronic TV addict. I love to eat! I can't resist chocolates, ice creams, chocolate chip cookies and nasi lemak. Basically, I can't resist foods. period. Which reminds me to start my jogging regime. (yeah right!)
~ Chef Wan received an invitation from THE Oprah Winfrey to appear in her show! I’m so jealous! I so want to be in THE Queen Oprah’s show! Hello your majesty Queen Oprah, i have an underlying motive when I blogged about you, tau. The underlying motive being is to appear on your show (and get free stuff, but that’s secondary, unless the free stuff is a car then it’s primary). Chef Wan, bring me along please..
~ Chris from Project Runway 4 is my favourite simply because he is absolutely very funny.
~ Permatang Pasir nomination day. Did you see the photo where the 2 candidates wore mask and their hands on each others’ masks, adjusting it? Ohmy, can’t it be more gay?! Why they agreed on such photo op is beyond my understanding.
8.00 p.m. yesterday, my younger brother; Mr. Smarty Pants asked me whether I've watched Harry Potter (HP). Answer is yes. Then he went off, and came back again to ask "do you wanna go watch a movie?". What? Now? Tonite? Are you serious? Y'see, we've never ever watch a movie at the cinema together. Never in our whole entire lives! And then he went off, and came back again to ask the same thing. His friend's treat, so he told me.
My mind was working overdrive seeing him so adamant. Honestly, with his persistency I seriously thought his 'friend' was actually some gorgeous hot guy he wanted to introduce to me! (Brat, if you are reading this..shadap you!). Hellooo social life! Then he asked Brat the same thing. Everything plummeted. By asking Brat can only mean 2 things. One, he has 2 guy friends for us, which definitely sooo not gonna happened in real life. Two, the 'friend' is THE girlfriend.
Number 2 it is! Sigh.
So off we went for THE introduction and a free HP movie. 2nd HP movie for me. Sigh. We only have 5 minutes breather before the movie starts and Mr. Smarty Pants was like "hah! Interview la". Heeellloooowww, Brat & I are cool sisters, we don't do interviews. Kan Brat kan? Kan? Plus, you & the girl invited us to a movie so we were totally there for a free movie. And, you bought the girl something to eat and I have to buy my own iced lemon tea? What?
Mr. Smarty Pants ym-ed earlier with a message that the girl is inviting for a movie (Setem?) again this Thursday. Do I have to buy my own drink again? Let's not go too fast la kan? Plus, Mak & I are going to QiGong class.
Note 1: If you seriously wanna get on a good side of a sister esp the unmarried single ones, a date with someone cool would do you wonders. Mwahahaha.
Note 2: You gotta give your sisters ample time to get ready weh! Esp your younger sis!
Note 3: oh.em.gee. What just happened in the 2 hours over of that HP movie? It was like…bleurgh. To think I actually went twice! Tsk tsk.
I miss the doves... ...the 'trafalgar square' ...friendly traders ...their impressive bahasa malaysia ...the heat ...the inability to open my eyes because of the heat ...the yummy ice creams ...the yummy sweet fruits ...the yumminess of everything edible ...the camels ...the beautiful deserts ...the sandstorm ...the stony hills/mountains ...the 'box' houses ...the crowd ...the determination ...the passion and submission ...the smiles ...the sexy fully-covered arab women/girl (yes, they are sexy) ...the gorgeousness of the arab guys ...the cute kids running around ...the generosity ...the escalator in the mosque ...the etc I miss Mekah I miss Madinah especially I miss the magic.
Whatever I wrote in here was done in a lighthearted way, it was meant as a joke, as something fun for you to read. Except of course for that pervert-in-the-LRT entry. That was not a joke, I was so flipping mad and angry, for real. And Jason Mraz's love for me, that was not a joke. Lighthearted, yes. Fun, yes. Joke, no. His love for me is absolute real. Heh. And all those TV crushes are real too, definitely not joke.
Digress pulak.
If you are offended by any of it, I am truly sorry. My apologies. It was not meant to offend anyone. My apologies on all my wrongdoings; on what i've said, what i've done etc. Sorry.
Long p/s: Vote for "teenage glory for the wasted" HERE (TGFTW is my bro aka Mr. Smarty Pant's band). You can vote for every 30 minutes. Vote, vote, vote so that they can perform and they'll be famous and land more gigs and do records and become filthy rich and be the MB of Perak and get internationally known and Mr. Smarty Pants will buy me a Jaguar XKR or the sexy Mitsubishi Lancer Evo X (I'm game with either one, I'm not picky like that) and I'll be famous by associate, tumpang sekaki and then I'll get to meet Jason Mraz and marry him! Yay!
People give away all sorts of flyers at the LRT station; flyers
of fastfood chains, a work-from-home-and-be-a-millionaire, national cars, how
to be skinny, colleges that can make you brainy at the cheapest price, where to
get your bling-bling cloth for baju raya, adverts booklet etc.
I think today, there were at least 4 people distributing
flyers and I was particularly interested in one red colour A4 sized flyer. I didn’t
get that flyer though. They didn’t give, I didn’t take therefore, I didn’t get.
While I was ‘escalating’ down, I managed to read the flyer over a gentleman’s
shoulder.
Oh.Em.Gee. I saw“(International) TV turn off week: 21 April – 27 April”. on the red colour A4 paper! Eh? What? Who on earth initiated this horrible week?! Seriously
dude, I can handle “no snickers week” or “no gheeballs week”, you can even
bring on 2 hours of Earth Hour but “TV turn off week”? I can’t even survive for
a day and you are talking for a whole week?! My goodness.
Let’s see, we have “Bones” on Monday (David Boreanazmade an
excellent angelic vampire, but he is even yummier as a human FBI officer), “Ugly
Betty” on Tuesday, some movie on Wednesday, don’t even touch Thursday and
Friday; these are sacred days of American Idols, “Gilmore Girls” on Saturday
and various stuff on Sunday! Ok, I’m willing to let go of Wednesday but only if
a crappy movie is on. (yes, I’m talking of free tv here, God help me if we have
Astro)
I still read books despite being a TV junkie. And I’m not
gonna land myself in jail and drop out college like Rory just because I’m
watching it religiously although I have a wishful thinking of marrying Jess
(Dammit Milo, just google yourself already!). I understand the reasons behind
it; good initiative actually but a week?! C’mon!
Who on earth initiated it? I think they are parents with
children did bad in school (I was the child who did bad in school but
thankfully, the week as launched in 1994. Yay!) and parents with children -who-are-influenced-by-an-advert-and-want-a-particular-shampoo-so-that-they-can-become-teeny-tiny-and-have-a-bath-in-the-sink-with-some-cartoon-characters (No comment). And secretly I think these people are married couples who wants to have a lot of sex after a day of work. Better turn
on your TV for your children then!
p/s: I'm still in shock that there's such week on earth.
I know that you really really reaaallyy want to go and watch Jamiroquai, believe me you, so do i. If only they didn't hold it all the way in Sepang, if only it was not at night, if only it was not on Sunday and if only it was not for the F1 ticket's holders, people would've seen us there kan Brat? Dang the organizer.
Alaa…."if only, if only" konon. As if Mak will let us go.
Ok Brat, as a consolation here is one of the insanely best VCs in the world for you (and i) to enjoy while moping around imagining that we were in Sepang. (Also, do check out "sunny" at 95 Glastonbury Festival).
I'm still in my Jason Mraz gedik phase, that explains the long lazy silence. Still am in the phase.
I have no idea where is Taman Mayang (the MPH warehouse sale was held there), let alone on how to go there.(I know, I know Binx, you took me there once where I had a humongous mug of Ribena longan in the world that almost burst my bladder. They should've provide a toilet there, not everyone has a self-control, self-command pee. Anyway, it was dark and you might as well told me that we had a dinner in Thailand, I so totally gonna believe you) Yesterday, drove Mak's car, picked up Brat & her friend at KL Sentral, took a gamble and pray the hardest that we didn't get lost. We didn't! Oh, I'm so darn proud of myself.
From there we proceeded to Hartamas (Times warehouse sale), which I would have absolutely will not go if I were in a right-sane-straight-thinking-mind, simply because I have no idea how to go there. I think it was the intense heat, it melted my brain, haywired everything and made me irrationally thinking that I can get there easy peasy. Wa-hey! I totally get there! Not lost. Nada. I'm so darn double proud with myself.
Personally, MPH was a letdown; it was uncomfortable especially in the heat, disorganized books, everything was everywhere, the prices were not that cheap and! there was no collection of 'Series of Unfortunate Events' that Brat's aiming for during the last MPH sale last year. That was the reason I decided to nick Mak's car instead of taking the LRT and took a huge double risk of getting lost coz I'm so not gonna carry the whole series of 13 books on LRT.
Times was great. Better organization of books, way better "catalogue-ing", dirt-cheap prices and it was held in an airconditioned shopping mall earned it an extra bonus point.
Well actually, scrap that, I think MPH was better. Go! Shoo! Go flock the MPH, it was better, take my word for it. Go there so that I can enjoy Times all myself.
From: Jason Mraz <jgeek@******.com> To: Teek <teeklebone@gmail.com> Subject: Babe
Hey Babe!
I'm so sorry that we could not meet up. I am here for only one day and got a lotta things to do. Hope you are ok. Miss you lots.
So, did you come to my concert just now? How was it? Was it good? (this is not being vain, love, this is gettin feedback)
C u soon! Write long.
Love, J xoxoxo --------------------------------------------------------- From: Teek <teeklebone@gmail.com> To: Jason Mraz <jgeek@******.com> Subject: Re: Babe
Hi J! No worries, I know you are bz. What kind of girl I am to you, if not understanding, right? I went with my cousin and her friend.
And overall, your concert was great! Very great! But you didn't sing my faves! Whyyyy? Well, you did perform "No stopping us" which was absolutely amazing! But where are my other two faves; "details in the fabric" & "who need shelter"? I was a little bit bummed but the greatness of "no stopping us" able to cover for it. Call me selfish but I am so stoked that ppl didn't sing along to it and that made the song all mine! I still think "I'm Yours" are wee bit overrated but the vid is cool though
Oh yes, tell the 3 horn/brass guys that they were superb. Your bass, drum, keyboard and drum/percussion players were great too, but those 3 brass were seriously superb. And I think them wearing the national jersey (right?) was an excellent touch. I love your brass guys!!!
Ohmygod, you should've seen the guy in front of me 11 oclock, he absolutely cannot move even to save his life! That guy got no rhythm whatsoever. Pity his girl. Lucky me, you got grooves and moves! (so does the guy directly in front of me, he got cool moves) Anyway, despite his shitty moves, I think he went home happy with all the grinds he did with his girl and hands all over her butt. Yukhs. Feel up your own butt la!
Funny stuff, the girl standing next to me turned around to her friend standing behind her, whispered complaining "she's pushing me!". "She" is me, fyi. Funny thing was, her guy friend sarcastically, annoyingly answered her with a loud voice "then? push her back la!". In my defence J, and I was so sure the guy friend noticed it too; the girl was taller and bigger than me and everytime she turns around to talk to her friends at the back, she was pushing me sideways! I have no choice but to keep myself rooted on the spot, by all means, I didn't push her, even with all my might, i don't think i can push her. Your girl is nice, J. Have faith.
Talk soon yah! And yes, your concert was absolutely great. I even call Brat so that she can listen to 'geek in the pink'. Miss you too.
Your girl but also in love with your horn/brass guys, Teek.
From: Jason Mraz <jgeek@******.com> To: Teek <teeklebone@gmail.com> Subject: My girl
> the girl was taller and bigger than me and everytime she turns around to talk to her friends at the back, she was pushing me sideways! I have no choice but to keep myself rooted on the spot, by all means, I didn't push her. Just becoz my girl is "cute" (read: midget), doesn't mean she can pushed around, rite? That's my girl!
J. --------------------------------------------------------------- From: Teek <teeklebone@gmail.com> To: Jason Mraz <jgeek@******.com> Subject: Re: My girl
> Just becoz my girl is "cute" (read: midget). I hope you have a life insurance. Darn you.
Teek. ------------------------------------------------------------------ From: Jason Mraz <jgeek@******.com> To: Teek <teeklebone@gmail.com> Subject: Re: My girl
Damn I look good on big screen (eventhough u suck at picture taking). J. ----------------------------------------------------------------- From: Teek <teeklebone@gmail.com> To: Jason Mraz <jgeek@******.com> Subject: Vainpot
You vainpot you (shut up). ------------------------------------------------------------------ From: Jason Mraz <jgeek@******.com> To: Teek <teeklebone@gmail.com> Subject: Re: Vainpot
I smell jealousy. Say hi to Mak & Brat. Love~J.
Jason Mraz Live in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Wednesday, 4 February 2009.
Yesterday there was this thin haired, spectacled, wearing a grayish blue short sleeved working shirt with black pants uncle used his God given nice big deep voice and told off several LRT queue jumpers/cutters; "Oi! Beratur lah! Orang lain beratur, korang senang-senang je".
If I were sitting down I would’ve give him a standing ovation, the most thunderous applause ever, pat his back and tell him "I love you, my hero"! But I didn’t, because I was not sitting down. Plus I was too busy planting my heels on the floor to stop people from persistantly shoving me aside and keeping my feet safe from being stomped. Ganas betul orang Mesia ni.